i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
operation have a gay friend backfired
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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