dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
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I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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