Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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