Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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