I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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