woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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