the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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