p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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