Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Is Oprah even human
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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