ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
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Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
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These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both