so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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