i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
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despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
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I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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