dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Randomize
