hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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