i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
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Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
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I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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