Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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