i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
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I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
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Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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