The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
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one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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