ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
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Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
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I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
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