Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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