it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
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Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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