On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Blood and glitter go together right?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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