I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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