is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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