I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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