I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I fill condoms, not promises.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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