if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
She's the barista slut.
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So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
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Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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