She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Randomize
