like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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