that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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