What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
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don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
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