I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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