We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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