hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
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This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
COCAINE IS GR8
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