Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
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You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
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Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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