you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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