Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
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And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
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He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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