who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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