I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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