just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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