im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Your dad touched me again.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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