My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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