I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
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And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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