so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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