I bet he comes in French.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
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Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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