oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
She's JV to your varsity
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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