do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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