none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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