No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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