it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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