this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Randomize
