we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach