:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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